I had dinner at Hometown Buffet a couple nights ago. I was by the soft-serve machine when I saw a little girl. She was around 5 or so…
Actually, before I go on, if you get easily offended by inappropriate material then don’t read the rest of this entry. To make things easier, I’ll just use my patented spoiler-free technology. You know the drill by now.
Okay, so this little girl’s mom gets her a heaping pile of vanilla soft-serve. The little girl responds by saying “Wow, it’s soooooooo big!” Then she takes a big, healthy lick out of it. Now her face is covered in white stuff and she says “Mmmmmmmmmm” with a big smile on her face as she proceeds to slurp at it again.
I start laughing because I’m a perverted sex demon filled with impure thoughts. The girl’s mom then stares at me with this mortified look on her face. It looks like she’ll have a grand old time tonight as she explains to her daughter why this guy was laughing at her.
I don’t feel too bad about it because I’m sure I’m not the only guy out there who would have laughed at that. Out-of-context sexual situations know no age boundaries.