YES YES YES YES!!! The writer’s goldmine known as Maria-sama ga Miteru comes back for a second season! Each episode I write about brings me one step closer to an afterlife of suffering in the firey depths of the netherworld. Is it worth all that? The answer is a resounding FUCK YES! This isn’t like Midori no Hibi where I’m hoping for something good to happen. I know this show is cheesy and that’s exactly what I’m looking for. If an episode is really bad then the entries practically write themselves.
In case you forgot, here’s a brief overview of the show. This show can be best summarized as follows
Maria-sama ga Miteru (マリア様がみてる) – A show about a bunch of snobby girls who rule an all girls Catholic school with an iron fist and their unambiguous homosexual tendencies.
Yumi (Rosa Chinensis en Bouton Petit Souer) and a couple of other first year students get picked as bitches little sisters of some of the most powerful figures (that whole Rosa BS) in the school. They mysteriously turn into lesbians and the story picks up at the end of Yumi’s first year at Lilian Academy.
Sei (Rosa Gigantea) gets everyone together at Sachiko’s (Rosa Chinensis en Bouton) house for a wild lesbian orgy, or so I thought. Who the hell invited Sachiko’s yaoi-inducing cousin? Why is he wearing a pink shirt? Why is Yumi’s brother there? Why is Rosa Chinensis (I don’t even remember her real name) the only one who looks like she just came back from the prom? Why are Ayatollah Razmada and his cadre of fanatics consolidating their power as we speak? Why am I writing this? Why are you still here?
So many questions, yet none of them were answered at the end of the episode. I guess I can’t expect this show to possess all the answers to the universe. But seriously, why is Rosa Chinensis wearing that ugly dress? Who’s she trying to impress? The house full of girls or the two gay guys? Oh wait, nevermind.
So we approach the climax of the episode. Everyone else except for Yumi and Rosa Gigantea go home and Yumi ejaculates in her pants when Sachiko asks her if she wants to sleep over. What can I say? Sachiko finally puts out, just like how I predicted.
Here are a few observations about this episode.
- Yumi is very shocked to find out that Rosa Gigantea has a drivers license. I guess this is a cultural gap because plenty of high school students drive in this country. Most of my friends also drive like Sei, sometimes even worse, so Yumi’s reaction to her driving skills is foreign to me.
- The opening song, Pastel Pure, is the same one used during the first season but it has lyrics this time around. I don’t like it very much, personally.
- Some TV executive thought it would be funny to put this show on a Sunday morning timeslot. I think it’s a conspiracy to tone down the blatant homosexual lust or maybe it’s a subtle way to persecute Catholics in Japan. They’re also plotting to annoy me by putting the time on the top-left corner of the screen. I’ll have to download DVD-rips to compensate for that. I win!
- The opening may suck, but the ending kicks ass. It’s mostly because of the visuals, though. See for yourself.