Men? Marriage proposals? HETEROSEXUALITY? What the fuuuuuuuuuuuck!!?? I didn’t pay for this shit!
“But, LK, you didn’t pay for it. You’ve been getting free anime for 4 years now. You even download region 2 DVD rips of shows you’ve already seen.”
Silence! The Marimite world has turned upside down with this tragic debacle of common decency. Eriko (Rosa Foetida) has been going on mysterious dates with MEN. Then she starts acting all weird and talks about getting MARRIED to a MAN. I’m glad that she’s graduating soon. I didn’t even know her real name until this episode (*).
So there was a big misunderstanding and 4 out of the 5 men Eriko went on “dates” with were her father and three brothers. One of the brothers is so pimp that he comes to Eriko’s school dressed in full football (that’s American football) gear. However, she is in love with the fifth guy and asks him to marry her. She gets shot down but she makes it known that she’ll pursue him in the future. Eriko’s brothers and dad all oppose this for very suspicious reasons (Da Capo, anyone?). What a crazy country. Let’s just hope that the girl x guy stuff ends here and that everything will return to “normal” next week.
(*) To be honest, it’s not really anyone’s fault that I didn’t know Rosa Foetida’s real name. When you share the stage with Rosa Gigantea, being pushed aside to the gutter is inevitable. Some people may not be big fans of Sei, but she does involuntarily commandeer everyone’s attention.