I hurt my back today and I can’t get up from my chair. Previous attempts to stand up have resulted in screams of pain and falling on my face. I need to take a shit. Soiling myself sounds nice (and painless) right now.
What will be my fate as the day comes to a close?
Stay tuned!
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