Pat = Pat
LK = me
Pat: I need a job title for working at the Bearcade for my resume. Any ideas?
LK: Er, what did you do there? Work at the register?
Pat: Yeah.
LK: Cashier?
Pat: Got anything more sexy than that?
LK: Assistant financial adjustment representative
Pat: Dope.
LK: You’re not actually going to use that, are you?
Pat: No.
Oh well, I tried.