I gotta score me one of these someday…
Any female who lives in southern California between the ages of 18 and 25 and weighs less than 140 pounds may contact me to set up a SUPERDATE. I enjoy fine steaks and romantic visits to the local strip club. I don’t give a shit about your hobbies but I will feign interest if it means free steak and lap dances. This already makes me better than 90% of the male population. You can’t possibly lose here.