I can think of at least two things wrong with that title…

But “taco shop” isn’t one of them. I heard about this place in an ad and I had to try it. I got the carne asada platter to go. They give you a shitload of food and it took me about three hours to finish. It was pretty good and if I’m in the area again, I’ll definitely go back for some more. I hear they have good carne asada fries. They also have a Marvel machine there; on the highest damage setting; with no Sentinel!

I’d say that this is the closest anyone can get to heaven on this mortal plane of existence. Tacos, Marvel and a very misleading name. I did see some cute young (15? 16?) ones there, though. Okay, I think I’ll stop now.

How to spend 880 yen and look stupid at the same time

  1. You buy shit like this
  2. at a time when two moderately attractive young women are working at the register
  3. where they prolong the process by looking up the price in the current exchange chart
  4. and get charged 30+% markup!
  5. “$12.98 になります。 ありがとうございました!”

The only saving grace is that I can actually read and understand the magazine from cover to cover. Actually, the ability to read the garbage that’s in this thing is more prone to failure than buying it just for the pretty pictures and squiggly writing. Sonofabitch…

Well, at least it came with 2 free pins.

Oh god, they all starting to look the same to me. She has 18 pounds of salon-styled perfect hair, yet there’s still a strand that’s standing straight up AND SHE DOESN’T CARE???? At least I’m not the only stupid one in the room right now. The magazine also had a spread on the PS2 Higurashi game. I’ll definitely be getting that. I tried playing the PC version but the high rate of birth defects in that universe scares me.

Oh? And what is this???

You know what? Fuck you. I saw your stupid show and I’ve seen how you and your posse roll! You don’t want me and I sure don’t want your pity tease, either.

Shimapan (striped panties) = bitch
Himopan (side-tie panties) = whore

If anyone wants a crumpled up 4ft reversible poster of Nagisa and Tamao, email me so I can belittle you on how stupid you are for wanting a crumpled up 4ft reversible poster of Nagisa and Tamao.

Semi-serious question

How come white people don’t Wap it up in Korean supermarkets (technically that wouldn’t be Wapping but who cares)? Why do they crowd the Japanese ones so much that they make the lines for the register extend all the way back into the grocery aisles? As a Korean-American I’m almost insulted. We have Pocky, too! Just look for a red box that says “Pepero”! We also have better ramen.

Why was I at the Japanese market? Duh, because it’s right next to the Japanese bookstore! Idiot…

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