Maria-sama ga Miteru OVA Episode 1 「子羊たちの休暇」

WORST SUMMER VACATION EVER!

Yumi: Can we go to the amusement…
Sachiko: No.
Yumi: But you promi…
Sachiko: No.
Yumi: But…
Sachiko: Bitch, where the fuck is my tea?

Yumi: Excuse me, what are you doing?
Sachiko: You bore me. I’m going to sleep. Wake me up at the rest stop.

Sachiko: Here’s your room.
Yumi: Why aren’t we sleeping in the same room?
Sachiko: I like to read books… alone.

Yumi: So, onee-sama, where should we go today?
Sachiko: We’re not going anywhere. We’re going to sit here and do our homework. Where’s your homework? You didn’t bring it, did you? You dumb slut…

Yuuki: I’m going to Main Street. Wanna come?
Sachiko: Yeah, Yumi, you should go.
Yuuki: Sachiko-sama, what about…
Sachiko: Who said I was going?

Sachiko: I don’t want those people to make you suffer for being my little sister. That’s what I hate the most BUT I BROUGHT YOU HERE TO GET DICKED AROUND ANYWAYS AND I’LL PROBABLY BRING YOU BACK HERE NEXT YEAR!

Despite all that, Yumi decides that it’s in her best interest to spend a week of her summer vacation in the same house as Sachiko. I’m still trying to figure out why she agreed to this. Sachiko doesn’t like to do anything. She’s allergic to crowds, she hates hot weather and she sleeps like 18 hours a day. Sachiko’s idea of entertainment consists of silent reading and strolling through an empty forest full of fog. I’m convinced that forest scene never happened and that it was actually an ambiguous euphemism for something really sexually deviant. No one can be that dreadfully uninteresting, but nothing Sachiko does surprises me anymore.

I think like 6 different people told Yumi not to go to that party at the end, but she did anyways. It’s not like she “won” by impressing that old lady or anything. Those girls just hate her even more now. I’m still scratching my head on this one.

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