Ever since I started working again, I’ve become a little bit more liberal with my spending habits. For starters, I finally got me a digital camera so this post will be inundated with pictures!
Around the apartment

Behold! The first picture I took with my camera!

Shana, you fucking whore… How you manage to open your legs while keeping your knees together is beyond me.
The day when history was made

I was too engrossed in the game to take pictures after halftime. I wish I took a picture of LT being carried by his teammates. I also wish I took a picture of a couple that was sitting a few rows in front of me. They were both Bronco fans and they both wore jerseys. The girl was on the left and she had a John Lynch jersey. The guy was on the right and he wore a Jake Plummer jersey. You can figure out the rest from there.
December purchases

I was very surprised, and kind of disappointed, that they couldn’t spare one card out of 58 (there are some extras with no suit or number values) for black haired Behoimi. The magical girl version doesn’t even fucking look like her! Rokugou got two cards, so why not Behoimi? Okay fine, the one with the black ribbon isn’t really Rokugou but that just means that Becky got two cards instead.

The full set.

I found this on a random visit to the Kino in Costa Mesa on Saturday. It’s a complete guide to the PS2 Ichigo Mashimaro game. I bought it with the intention of playing the game to completion. Just kidding, I have this secret fetish of spending $28 on books that I’ll never use.

Let us, for a minute, ignore that dressing up the Miu doll gets its own page in the game’s guide book. With that said, this page has lies oozing out of its pores. I dare anyone to follow those instructions to put the yukata on Miu. Somewhere between steps 5 and 6, they forgot to mention that they had to hot-glue Miu’s arms to her body.
I think that’s it for now. All other pictures are a little too personal to share on this site (Yes, genitals and lots of them!). Some retard barfed on the sidewalk next to the office. Maybe I’ll take a picture of that.