If there’s anything I love more than anime and video games, it’s gambling and sports. Immoral trips to Vegas is the only reason why I even bother to hold a steady job. I was there last weekend for Brian’s birthday. I wish it was Brian’s birthday every weekend.
The Good
- The Lakers waxed the Nuggets by around 20 points and I won $40.
- The Colts beat the Chiefs by more than 7 points and I won $60. I think LJ was doing some Tai-Chi or some shit in the backfield during the game because he obviously wasn’t running with the football.
- I sat in the world’s greatest Blackjack table. There was a stretch where the dealer bust 6 hands in a row.
- I didn’t bet on the Eagles (-7).
The Bad
- I had to surrender my newly bought tube of toothpaste at the airport because it was more than 3 oz. If a tube of toothpaste is capable of being stuffed with explosive materials, I don’t see why you’d allow any amount on board. The San Diego County Airport Authority owes me a large tube of Colgate.
- I sat in a table with a girl who doubled down on 17 (8 and 9) and then asked the dealer why she didn’t get to split the hand.
- The above dealer forgot to deal herself a card.
- The same dealer forgot to give a player on the table a card (on a different hand) which would have been a Blackjack.
- The same dealer was back at work the next day.
The Ugly
Fuck you Seattle Seahawks. You retards owe me 100 US Dollars. -2.5 at home? AND you didn’t cover? Are you fucking kidding me? Shaun Alexander is overrated. Everytime I saw him carry the ball on Saturday he’d trip over a defender, a teammate or open space and gain like 6 inches.