I can’t believe it. A Korean norebang (karaoke box) had 魔里沙は大変なものを盗んでいきました (Marisa Stole the Precious Thing).
I tried to sing it but failed miserably and I had to quit in the middle.. well, not the middle, but the hihihihihihihihi part. I think I freaked out everyone in the room.
We’re looking for someone with more talent
An NBA team with a negative point differential has no business going to the playoffs.
It’s like letting your son go to the prom with his 12 year old sister. He’s just going to get laughed at once he gets there. I’m sure the Cavaliers will do okay in the first couple rounds, but they wouldn’t even make the playoffs if they were out west.
Something that freaks me out…
is white people speaking Korean. White people speaking Japanese doesn’t freak me out anymore because of all the “bakasukebekawaiihentai” spewing motherfuckers that I’ve come across way too many times in my sordid past.
These are clips from 미녀들의 수다. It’s a Korean talk show for women but I absolutely love it. Why does that not surprise you?
Dominique is cute and she speaks Korean better than I do.
Top 3 things that guys shouldn’t say to girls
3. “You look much better in real life than in that picture you sent me.”
2. “You’re the fattest Indian girl I know.”
1. “Let me guess. You were born in ‘83…(checks ID)… Whoa! 1978????”
Top 3 things that girls shouldn’t say to guys
3. “You should be glad you’re not dating me.”
2. “You should be glad you’re not dating me.”
1. “You should be glad you’re not dating me.”