What does one stroke get you?
3 feet of horizontal displacement in a swimming pool?
1/5 of the way to the height of passion for young and eligible bachelors like myself?
This?
If anyone wants to send me their unused 3 iron, please email me or leave me a comment. I’ll send you an autographed golf ball for your magnanimous act of philanthropy.
Conversation of the day
*Phone rings*
Me: Hey.
Not me: Yo. Where are you?
Me: At the golf course.
Not me: I figured you’d either be at home or at the golf course. Not useful… Bye.
Me: So what’s…
*click*
Why do I have a cell phone again?
Misuda clip of the week
Well, it’s from like 6 months ago but I downloaded an old episode and thought I’d share this.
When speaking English to a Korean person, make sure you say it in a Korean accent.