I’m watching the Reds vs. Astros highlights on SportsCenter right now. I never noticed this until now, but Minute Maid Park is fuckin tiny! Are all the new baseball stadiums like this? How unsexy!

Gunslinger Girl vol. 1 = Time Crisis with a control pad = Not very good

LK sez…

If it wasn’t for the DVD and artbook that came with the game, I would be crying in shame* right now. Gunslinger Girl vol. 2 is coming out in June.

* Shame = Shame of paying for intellectual property that isn’t very intellectual.

…HOT!!!!

It’s dark outside and I’m still sweating.

I said in a previous entry that the Sensei no Ojikan ending song was top tier. I’d like to officially retract that statement. I got my hands on the full version of the song and . . . wow. I’m still shocked that the producers of the single actually released this to the public. I think my ears are still bleeding from the second and third verses. I mean, it’s a good song but these women CANNOT SING!

Stick to voice acting, please.

Slight change in the color scheme. Is it because of Midori? Who knows?

How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? (Drag your mouse and highlight the line below for the answer)

Because if it was invented anywhere else, it would be called a “teethbrush”!!!!

Thank you, Rob Dibble.

Why do fat people smell like pizza?

Arizona Gunslinger brand hot sauce

This shit is good. I haven’t had any in a while so I’m tempted to order some*.

* This means you should order a few bottles and send a couple of them to me. Gogogo!

I wonder how hard it is to learn Kilngon.

Why does the Eastern Conference even bother playing its games? They’re all blowouts too!

=edit=
I take that back. How can I possibly speak ill of Darko Time!?