Have you ever seen that one Simpsons episode where Homer stays up all night eating 64 slices of American cheese?

I saw a real life version of that today. Some girl was eating slice after slice of American cheese. She didn’t eat many, though. It was definitely less than 10 but I’m sure it was more than 5.

That was damn unsexy.

The inside of my car smells like strawberries.

I had dinner at Hometown Buffet a couple nights ago. I was by the soft-serve machine when I saw a little girl. She was around 5 or so…

Actually, before I go on, if you get easily offended by inappropriate material then don’t read the rest of this entry. To make things easier, I’ll just use my patented spoiler-free technology. You know the drill by now.

Okay, so this little girl’s mom gets her a heaping pile of vanilla soft-serve. The little girl responds by saying “Wow, it’s soooooooo big!” Then she takes a big, healthy lick out of it. Now her face is covered in white stuff and she says “Mmmmmmmmmm” with a big smile on her face as she proceeds to slurp at it again.

I don’t feel too bad about it because I’m sure I’m not the only guy out there who would have laughed at that. Out-of-context sexual situations know no age boundaries.

First of all, I’d like to say that there are times when it feels good to be proven wrong. Also, this was one of those games that wasn’t very close, nor was it a blowout, so there aren’t many emotions to convey in this entry. I would like to say, however, that fouling Shaq intentionally doesn’t work if he makes the free throws!

GGPO, San Antonio.

DEREK FISHER FOR MOTHERFUCKIN’ PRESIDENT!!!!!!! SPURS GOT OWNED!!!!!!!! ARGH@@#@%#$%$@#!SDSAD!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!! COMMENTS ARE OPEN BECAUSE THIS DESERVES IT!!!!

Going to my first tournament in about a year on Friday. I guess I should practice my execution a little bit.

The Lakers didn’t play as sexily as they did in game 3 but their second half performance was still impressive. The Spurs might still have the advantage but the Lakers, however, aren’t as screwed as I said they were.

Thank you!

Amen! Preach that shit, Midori!

When there’s a sign that says the freeway will be closed due to construction at a certain time, they mean it.

Same story as last time, except that the Lakers never got the lead in the second half. I’m not sure if that’s better than having the lead and losing it in the end. I think they’re screwed, but I know many will beg to differ. One thing is for sure, the Lakers better start winning because I’m running out of pages where Miura is wearing the Lakers jersey.