Archive for September, 2004
Lovely Kitsune vs. The World
I went to MT’s official site to look up some documentation on their software. Off to the side on their main page, they have a list of recently updated MT-powered blogs. Is it just me or do most of the blogs out there deal with politics? I think there were around 15 links to different sites and around 12 of them were political blogs in some fashion. Some were near professional (and very well done), some looked like the collected thoughts of a casual political observer and then there were some that looked like they came straight out of the Alabama Aryan Militia official newsletter.
Basically, it was a mixed bag of ideas spread across the entire political spectrum. It almost makes me wonder if I’m utilizing my webspace and bandwidth effectively. I am getting older (as in I’m too old for a Xanga dripping with angst and Linkin Park lyrics), yet I care more about the social hierarchy of Lilian Academy than American foreign policy.
Maybe I’m not seeing the appeal here, but is it that much fun to push one’s own political agenda onto others? It’s as if most of these people bought a domain name, paid for webspace and then automatically defaulted to talking about politics because they realized that they have nothing else to write about (sound familiar?). There is also the possibility that people maintain blogs about politics because it’s one of those “universal” topics that draw a lot of visitors (i.e. attention whores). I thought writing about anime episodes was unsexy, but pandering political drivel is much worse. To top it all off, most of these blogs suck. It’s okay to have an opinion but your opinion is shit if you can’t even convey it right. Here is an example.
Some Random Blog September 30, 2004 The Election Race Heats Up (note – not a real news article) Interesting…. Posted by SomeGuy // Comments(0) // Trackback(0)
Wait, who shot who in the what now? What’s interesting? Do you agree with this article? Do you think it’s written by Satan? Don’t trick me with your devious mind games! Say something, homeboy!
There’s a problem when half of your entries are copy-paste jobs of news articles found on the internet (or even worse, just a link) with minimal analysis. People have told me that the appeal of my site isn’t what I write about, it’s how I write it. So this means…
LK.com > most of the blogs out there
I win. Discuss.
Maria-sama ga Miteru ~Haru~ – Episode 13
Posted by Sam in Maria-sama ga Miteru on September 27th, 2004
「パラソルをさして」



If Yumi was a real person, I guess this is where I would apologize to her for my slanderous comments regarding her mental well-being. It seems like Crazy Sachiko wouldn’t have told Yumi anything about her current situation even if she did ask. It was pretty much a no-win situation for everyone. I’m the one who got screwed the most, though. I spent a few hours making that stupid movie.






The finale to this season was a little more depressing than the last one. Worrying about ordering hamburgers and buying jeans during a date opens the door to ridicule much easier than something like the death of Sachiko’s grandomther.
So yeah, Yuuko (the former Rosa Chinensis) tells Yumi what happened with Sachiko’s grandmother and the big misunderstanding finally gets resolved. There are also some meaningful life lessons permeating through the overly thick rose-scented atmosphere. They’re the standard ones like always communicate with your life partner, the power of lesbian schoolgirl lust is unyielding, never pick the Redskins to win any games against decent teams (I lost money on tonight’s Monday Night game), etc.
Then the flowers bloom for no goddamn reason.

I was going to write some long rant about the joys that this show brought me, but that won’t have any meaning considering that Marimite will most likely come back in a few months. All I have to say is, bring on the third season!
I do want to address one thing, though. People (that’s plural) have asked me numerous questions regarding my Marimite entries, which, according to my site’s stats, is by far the most popular feature ever on LK.com. I’ll address some of those questions right now.
Lovely Kitsune presents – The LK.com Marimite FAQ
Q: Is the intended target audience for this show male or female?
A: Female, but I think it has more male fans for all the wrong reasons.
Q: Do YOU like the show?
A: At first, I didn’t like it. Now, I like it a lot but for all the wrong reasons.
Q: Wrong reasons?
A: It is my personal belief that the words “Teenage lesbian slurping” should never be the “right” reason to like anything. Your mileage may vary.
Q: Why is the “Crazy” in “Crazy Sachiko” capitalized?
A: Have you actually listened to some of the stuff she says?
Q: Is this show really about lesbian Catholic school girls?
A: Yes. Visual proof isn’t enough for you or something?
Q: Come on now, lesbians?
A: They sure as hell don’t like boys.
Q: You’re not making the story up [with out-of-context screenshots], are you? (This is the most frequently asked question)
A: No, I’m not making it up. Albeit intentionally worded poorly at times, all summaries are accurate.
Q: Really?
A: Yes.
Q: What if I don’t believe you?
A: Fuck you. Go watch Girls Bravo and die.
Maria-sama ga Miteru ~Haru~ – Episode 12
Posted by Sam in Maria-sama ga Miteru on September 26th, 2004
「青い傘」






Yumi learns valuable lessons about life throughout this episode from friends and random strangers. I sometimes wish that the world would revolve around me and everyone I meet shits out valuable golden nuggets of wisdom to guide me in the right direction during times of despair. Of course, everything will be discreet and implied with superfluous symbolism so I don’t look stupid or crazy. Sadly, Yumi has the mental capacity of a TI-82 and she neglects the most important lesson of all.
GO TALK TO SACHIKO YOU DUMB CUNT!!!
I don’t feel right in writing that last comment because I already saw episode 13 and I know what happens. However, it is exactly what I would say had I not watched episode 13 ahead of time. I try to keep it real here on lk.com. Yeah, I know this entry is a week late. Sorry about that.
Baseball
I went to the Angels game today. Wednesday is GA (Galaxy Angel, not Garret Anderson) night so I would have stayed home under normal circumstances, but how could I say no to…
1. Field level seats, 10 rows behind the Angels dugout on the third base line
2. Ichiro and his chase for the single season hits record
It was a close game until the Mariners decided to ejaculate all over Bartolo Colon in the fourth inning. Then the Mariners thought it would be even funnier to ejaculate all over the entire Angels bullpen. Giving up twenty four hits over the course of nine innings is inexcusable (Bad Angels!), but leaving 13 men on base is also inexcusable (Bad Mariners!).
There was some guy sitting behind me who kept making fat jokes whenever Colon messed up. Apparently, this fat girl sitting a few rows ahead took offense to the cheap stabs at the expense of Bartolo’s horizontal aptitude. A fight was about to break out but everyone realized that giving up 6 earned runs in 2/3 of an inning (81 ERA!!!) justifies any verbal abuse thrown at you. It hurts because it’s true.
On a happier note, Ichiro went 4 for 6 and considering that he’s only 10 hits away from the single season hits record, I’m glad I got to see him play and paste the Angels in the process.* The man is a beast and I’m convinced that he’s the greatest leadoff hitter in the history of baseball. Also, props to Raul Ibanez for going 6 for 6. You don’t get to see something like that too often.
One other thing to note is that Angel Stadium doesn’t have Gordon Biersch garlic fries. Those charlatans have some nerve to think that they can stick in a couple of Panda Expresses and pass that shit off as a concession stand. I guess you can chalk one up for PacBell Park and Network Associates Colloseum in that category, but then there’s that whole $8 beer thing up in norcal. I still hate norcal.
* Anyone who knows me knows that I’m a baseball fan, but I’m not an Angels fan. If they were playing anyone else besides the Mariners, I would be writing my GA entry right now. Oh shit, I forgot about AiShi Beibe and Marimite!!!
Autumn
It’s almost October, so I decided it would be cool to change the site’s color scheme. I call it Autumn Turns to Shit. This fecal color scheme looked good in my head but it didn’t turn out so well.
Test
I brought back comments for a couple of my close friends. Actually, they’re testing the hacks I made to the code to improve security. Let’s see if they break something. Yeah, that password field is supposed to be there and, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is (yet).
The craving
I used to smoke for almost 5 years (1998-2003). It’s been little over a year since I quit. I pretty much quit cold turkey because I’m testicularly gifted like that. I haven’t had a serious craving in a while because I try not to think about it, but then I saw this on an image board.

My mouth started to water. No, not because of Yuzuyu (good guess, though), but because my mind was already in Flavor Country. I hate you, Photoshop!
I need a glass of water or something…
New Banner
Thanks to Andy Liau for the new banner.
And props to Andy for his artistic interpretation of Yotsuba’s hair color. Even though she’s supposed to have green hair, he knows that Yotsuba is nothing more than a Chiyo clone (combined with Osaka and Tomo).
It’s a little big (in height) but it beats looking at my hand-drawn Chiyo & Chiyochichi.
Maria-sama ga Miteru ~Haru~ – Episode 11
Posted by Sam in Maria-sama ga Miteru on September 13th, 2004
「レイニーブルー」




This episode will go down in history as one of the greatest anime episodes ever. No, it didn’t make me laugh nor did it make me cry but it was so goddamn stupid to the point where it became an instant classic.
I’m still in shock because I can’t believe how everything fell into place for this episode. Apparently, Yumi and Sachiko have some problems with their relationship, which drives Yumi over the edge by the end of the episode. Only in Japan, only in anime and only in an all-girls Catholic high school can something like this happen without somebody stopping for a moment and saying…
“Wait a minute, let’s try to resolve this like rational beings by actually using our advanced communication skills.”
Fortunately, Yumi said…
“Naw, fuck that. Long drawn-out monologues within the boundaries of my own mind can resolve any issue between two people better than actually talking to them. The longer I keep my thoughts to myself and the harder I think about the situation, the sooner Crazy Sachiko will realize that she was wrong and go on a date with me to the amusement park.”
and thus a legend is born.
With this in mind, I created a video that concisely captures the spirit of this episode with a little bit of flare to keep it interesting. I call it Rainy Blue in 4 Minutes. I’ll let this movie do the rest of the talking for this entry.
Download Rainy Blue in 4 Minutes (Low quality – 15 megs)
File taken down because I’m not made of money and bandwidth.
It’s not really supposed to be funny. I’m basically pointing out the obvious and retelling the story of this episode in 4 minutes. I also go overboard with the transition effects and on-screen text because that’s always funny.
All editing was done by me on Windows Movie Maker. If you know of any better (FREE) non-MS programs that can edit video better, please let me know. Converting from wmv to avi was a big pain in the ass.
New phone!
I got a new cellphone yesterday. It’s a Samsung E105. It’s all pimped out now with a Nazi Waha wallpaper (see below) and a Marimite rap ringtone.

Now I must live with the burden of fighting off hordes of sexy fertile women with a stick because of my phone. They’ll have to save their child-bearing hips for another day.