Pat = Pat
LK = me

Pat: I need a job title for working at the Bearcade for my resume. Any ideas?

LK: Er, what did you do there? Work at the register?

Pat: Yeah.

LK: Cashier?

Pat: Got anything more sexy than that?

LK: Assistant financial adjustment representative

Pat: Dope.

LK: You’re not actually going to use that, are you?

Pat: No.

Oh well, I tried.