If you had a 12″x4″ canvas to work with to represent yourself, what would you put on it? I’d probably try to draw something horrendously geeky, only to be saved by the fact that I can’t draw shit. Afterwards, I’d paint it with McRib sauce and call it a day.

I think that pretty much sums up life up to this point. Would I change anything about it? Hell no!

In all seriousness, I will be putting something on that block of wood. I’ll post it once I’m finished. Does anyone know where I can get McRib sauce?

Worst Magazine EVER!

Who buys this shit? Apparently, I do because it’s sitting on my desk right now.

So the local bookstore was out of G’s Magazine… again, so I went out on a limb and bought myself an issue of Comptiq. It actually manages to have more black and white pages (or toilet paper pages as I like to call them) than G’s Magazine does. They seem to be in a rush to gloss over the games and jump straight into the toilet paper (with shitty 4-panel comics, which are never funny). None of their spreads feel complete and they have pathetic anime coverage. Yes, I know it’s a game magazine and, yes, it still sucks even for a game magazine. Oh, and their free stuff sucks ass. What the fuck am I going to do with a drama CD from that stupid cabbage anime?

You know what? I’ll give this away. Post a comment or send me an email telling me why you deserve this magazine and why you have no taste in Japanese periodicals. If you’re interested in the Galaxy Angel II poster, don’t bother. I burned it as soon as I figured out what it was that I was holding in my hands. You can, however, listen to the cabbage anime drama CD to your heart’s content.

Did you know?

• Comptiq is a combination of the words Computer and Boutique. So would this be an example of “Flench” or something? Stylistcally intentional misspellings are unforgivable if it makes the word sound stupider than it’s supposed to be.
• According to Comptiq, The Higurashi PS2 game STILL doesn’t have a release date. I hope it comes out before the new Higurashi anime starts.