This mousepad will be a constant reminder as to why Imperialism will forever be a necessary evil. America must conquer the world and abolish all tariffs to promote free trade. If that’s not feasible then just make Yahoo! Japan Auctions allow bids from foreign devils like myself. “Commission” and “shipping” fees for 3rd party brokers surpassed the retail cost of this thing.

I chose this particular one because I’m an incorrigible sexual degenerate. There are two other variations but one of them looks way too happy (as if she’s actually enjoying it) and the other one looks a little too receptive as well. The “いやぁぁぁぁん” look in Koko’s eye (the other one is closed) is the precise blend between surprise, fear and physical arousal that justifies her retail price tag, but not the hoops that I had to jump through to get this thing shipped to me.

Tee hee…

In case you’re wondering, they feel like stripper boobs. Trust me, I have acquired more than ample knowledge on how that feels like.