I DON’T SPEAK DUTCH, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

I love Kent and Bosun. They shower me with exotic presents from the Orient and expect nothing from me in return.

I also have to give them some dap for being in tune with my interests.

This will be the first piece of non-birth-control-literature that I will read in over 6 years. This might actually help me meet some girls. Well, not really.

Lakers win game 5!

The Lakers are going to get destroyed in game 6 with the way that they’re playing.

100 Free Throws

I went to the basketball courts at Whitney High School and shot 100 free throws on Saturday. I made 33 out of 100. I suck, but at least I beat Ken. Then we got trashed at the bar in the local bowling alley. I’m going to miss him when he moves up to San Francisco next month.

Quiz 3 Answer

There is no wrong answer, but the true correct answer is to think outside the box and say D) All of the above because hanging out with me is a mayonnaise jarful of fun!

Finally gaining weight?

I am officially at 146.7 lbs (at 5′9″). I can beat up most girls and guys with physical (not mental, those fuckers are strong) disabilities. Life is great.

Wonder Girls – So Hot

민선예 So Hot!
박예은 So Hot!
선미짱 So Hot!
안소희 So Hot!
김유빈 So Hot!
사랑해요 원더걸스
매력만점 원더걸스
So Hot 대박

So Hee still can’t sing. Sun Mi is still a hairy reptile. That thing they do where they run their finger up the leg of the girl next them (2:50) still arouses me.

I <3 Sun Ye (even though she’s only 18 and they make her wear that hideous wig).

(8:53:53 PM) Sam: they better rig the games or something
(8:53:59 PM) Sam: because this is some sad shit
(8:54:52 PM) Ken: don’t know how you can rig it with the way the lakers are playing
(8:55:04 PM) Sam: 100 free throws
(8:55:14 PM) Ken: yeah

I also gotta give some dap to my RSF buddies.

What does one stroke get you?

3 feet of horizontal displacement in a swimming pool?

1/5 of the way to the height of passion for young and eligible bachelors like myself?

This?

If anyone wants to send me their unused 3 iron, please email me or leave me a comment. I’ll send you an autographed golf ball for your magnanimous act of philanthropy.

Conversation of the day

*Phone rings*

Me: Hey.

Not me: Yo. Where are you?

Me: At the golf course.

Not me: I figured you’d either be at home or at the golf course. Not useful… Bye.

Me: So what’s…

*click*

Why do I have a cell phone again?

Misuda clip of the week

Well, it’s from like 6 months ago but I downloaded an old episode and thought I’d share this.

When speaking English to a Korean person, make sure you say it in a Korean accent.

Let’s do another one.

1. Which of the following restaurants do you want to go to with me?
A. Phil’s BBQ (San Diego)
B. Mastro’s Steakhouse (Costa Mesa)
C. House of Prime Rib (San Francisco)

Good luck.

Sorry, it’s another Misuda entry. I know you paid admission to read my rants about anime and other equally dorky Japanese things but I also gotta show some dap to my homeland. And by dap, I mean pointing out the utter hypocrisy of the Korean Broadcasting System.

KBS bleeped out the word “sex.” Surprise, surprise…

Granted that I only started watching the show a few months ago and, before that time, they might have bleeped out something even more preposterous… like… “pubic hair”, “armpit” or something like that, so maybe this is old news. Old news in the scope of Misuda, of course, because I’ve seen what KBS does in other shows.

And yet, the seating arrangement for the women on Misuda is in such a way that you’re sometimes staring at these women’s thighs for minutes at a time.

Worst. Network. Ever.

Well, the thighs are okay. I like women, for reals.